 | The Aliens Have Landed! The aliens have landed!
It's distressing, but they're here.
They piloted their flying saucer
through our atmosphere.
They landed like a meteor
engulfed in smoke and flame.
Then out they climbed immersed in slime
and burbled as they came.
Their hands are greasy tentacles.
Their heads are weird machines.
Their bodies look like cauliflower
and smell like dead sardines.
Their blood is liquid helium.
Their eyes are made of granite.
Their breath exudes the stench of foods
from some unearthly planet.
And if you want to see these
sickly, unattactive creatures,
you'll find them working in your school;
they all got jobs as teachers! Kenn Nesbitt Copyright © 2001 Kenn Nesbitt. All Rights Reserved |  | Click here to buy The Aliens Have Landed at Our School
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Order by Mail To purchase The Aliens Have Landed at Our School! by mail, please send a check our money order for US$11.95 ($9.95 plus $2.00 shipping) per copy to: Purple Room Publishing
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Spokane, WA 99204 Washington state residents, please include 8.1% state sales tax ($1.22). All checks must be in US funds drawn on a US bank. Questions about ordering? Please use our feedback form. About this book Written by Kenn Nesbitt
Illustrated by Margeaux Lucas
Copyright © 2001 Kenn Nesbitt Paperback
88 pages
Published by Meadowbrook Press
List Price: $10.00 Galactic Giggles Guaranteed If aliens ever visit Earth, they'll definitely want to take this book home with them. No other souvenir will do after they've seen the world through Kenn Nesbitt's eyes -- a world full of mashed potatoes on the ceiling, kangaruplets, skunks in love, antigravity machines, and a jillion other imaginative subjects. No matter what planet you live on, you'll want this book, too... it's packed with far-out, funny, clever poems guaranteed to give you a galactic case of the giggles! "Clever! Imaginative! Outrageous! Sure to make the kids laugh-- and the teachers cringe."
--Charles Ghigna, Author of Mice are Nice and See the Yack Yak "Poetry-hating kids will 'B' amazed by The Aliens Have Landed! This book will make them 'C' that poetry can be naughty and clever and fun at the same time!"
--Janet Wong, Author of Night Garden: Poems from the World of Dreams |
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